A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well yessir, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.
"On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
Remembering the story of David and Goliath, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and punched him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. Then I hollered, 'Now you boys better back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of ya!"
St. Peter was very impressed and asked, "When did this happen?"
"Oh, replied the cowboy, "Just a couple of minutes ago..."
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